How do we call this place?

Let's be honest, calling a speakeasy "speakeasy" is the best way to blow our cover. We should probably find a name that wouldn't raise curiosity too much. Given we are within the Midnight, perhaps the name of room? Any idea welcome!

Candid Canteen? I racked my brain for 15 minutes to try to think of something, haha! Canteen is the coolest "moniker" I can think up. But IDK.

Yes, "Speakeasy" in a big neon sign may draw some unwanted attention. Before you know it, it's the #1 trending news story on Facebook and it gets filled with Russian spy bots. LMAO!

this place kind of reminds me of callahan's crosstime saloon, maybe there's something there?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Callahan%27s_Crosstime_Saloon

"The regulars are welcoming and willing to listen to any visitor's problems, no matter how strange, but do not snoop if a visitor is unwilling to share. Strange visitors and unusual events turn up frequently in the stories. Regulars at Callahan's include a talking dog, several extraterrestrials and time travelers, an ethical vampire, a couple of Irish mythological beings, and an obscenity-spewing parrot."

Clandestine Canteen ;)

Clandestine means hidden (sorta). Canteen (saloon/pub).

IDK, just throwing things out there

Probably going to sound insane, but I was staring at the handle "m15o", and the line "me so horny" from some movie whose title I can't remember came to mind, and right after that the song-spoofer within calmly said - and without so much as a blink - "Tell 'em 'Me So Texty' is the place name they're lookin' for...."

<quietly backs out of the room>

Full Metal Jacket is where the line is from, I think. I didn't catch the second part of that paragraph, lol! :)

From work, there was once a Secret Sake Room that we ended up poring over old floor plans and asked the management of the building about before a bunch of us finally got inside.

In keeping with the theme of the Pub, that might not be a terrible idea to steal. Just "Secret Sake Room", or thereabouts.

I vote for calling it "The Cavernous Dwelling of M15o and Sake"!

Perfect